As you probably know, I am currently going to therapy twice a month...partially this is by choice, as we all know I need the help.  Heather is also always there to remind me that I am in need of mental assistance; in fact she says I need medication and that I suffer not just from an anxiety disorder but also from a form of OCD.

Anyway, among other issues, right now Stephanie (my therapist - very nice and trying hard to tolerate my foolishness) is helping me deal with my inability to get much writing done.  Part of that is because I am horrendously hard on myself and believe everything I write is terrible...part of the problem is also that I set unreasonable expectations so since I know I can't meet them I never start...part of the problem is I have enormous difficilty breaking a project down into smaller steps, and I seem unable to give myself any credit for completing any of those steps if I do figure them out...and a final factor is I seem convinced that anything I write about will either be boring to anybody who doesn't already know me, or will appear to be a feeble rip-off of something else which has already been produced.  I know I got a terrible sinking feeling in one area of my brain reading "Running With Scissors" as in some ways I felt that has forever ruined the "crazy childhood" avenue.  I know that isn't completely true, but the voices in my head say that it is.

As I progress in that therapy, I anticipate I will now finally begin to write again.  I have a lot of different things to write about, bu the Screaming Adventures of the Whining Kent Pigs is still high on that list.  So in that regard I am soliciting your help. 

Please email me whatever stories you remember.  I don't need details, not unless I come back later and ask for them.  Just a simple list, such as:

I'll Kill Your Face
Do You Think Mom Will Clean My Guy?
It's a Rock
Smash It
Pooey Toilet Paper

and so on.  Just something to help jog my memory.

I'll let you know how things progress, and I may post parts of whatever I complete here on the blog or the whiningkentpigs.com site.

And remember, anybody who wants their own blog authorship password or a page on the site, let me know.  I'll be working on adding the site to search engines pretty soon!